A Sweetheart's Warning!

Forgiving a man's wrongdoing..
Is not actually tolerating a sin
But rather an understanding
That he is just a human being..

However, he should always remember
That the sin must be something I can bear
Like being late in our date or misplacing my letter
But never loving or courting another girl

And sweetheart..though I know you won't do that
Cause you can't afford to break my heart
Yet, if a tempting girl sits on your lap
Just think of me and my BIG SLAP!